Something that happend this morning and that is looking for a singer!
Hang in there for the chorus, it’s worth it!
[audio:http://www.hanshafner.de/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/the-folder-1-2.mp3]Something that happend this morning and that is looking for a singer!
Hang in there for the chorus, it’s worth it!
[audio:http://www.hanshafner.de/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/the-folder-1-2.mp3]A little rainy day track, if you know a singer that would fit to this song, let me know!
[audio:http://www.hanshafner.de/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/eat-this-1-1.mp3]
I started a composition tips Twitter account that I will be feeding tips and hints into that people may find useful when getting stuck composing.
Check out the profile and follow me there.
My wife and I took our 4 weeks old daughter to the pediatrist the other day and came back with a new expression for pretty much everything we do.
What happened there is, that he looked at Lily and started moving his own head from side to side to see if she already follows him with her eyes. She did and then he said: “Ahh… gorillas in haze.”
Since then we are gorillas, Kirsten is the food-gorilla and I’m the changing-gorilla. Although it works well with anything: the dishes-gorilla, the work-gorilla, you get the picture.
I love it.
This was just in my inbox. I hate these job offers in the media industry, they want someone who’s pretty much done everything they have to do but they don’t want to fork over the cash. Fail.
FILM MUSIC JOBWIRE
A Service of The Film Music Network
April 17, 2009 – Job# 4812
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(Film Music Network Members-Only Job Listing)
NYC FILM COMPOSER SEEKS ASSISTANT/INTERN
New York City (Manhattan) based Film Composer seeks Assistant/Intern to work with the composer on a feature film with A-list cast slated for Summer release.
Composer is attached to follow-up feature slated to begin in the Fall, so a positive performance by Assistant/Intern may result in future assignment.
The primary responsibility of this job is to handle administrative and organizational duties to allow for a smooth and efficient workflow for the Composer and his team of Orchestrators, Engineers, Musicians, the film’s LA-based Production personnel and Post-Production staff.
The job will provide opportunities for some limited hands-on involvement in composing, recording, and mixing the score.
Candidate must be comfortable with Mac, Windows XP, WaveLab, iTunes, Toast, Roxio, MS Word, Excel, Project, Google Docs, FTP, QuickTime, Analog and digital cabling. Familiarity with FedEx, UPS, USPS processes also helpful.
The Studio is located in Greenwich Village but some of this job may be done from a remote location.
A small stipend will be provided at the conclusion of the project. Intern needs to have good organizational skills and have ability to communicate well.
Schedule: 5 days per week during normal business hours. Due to the very short deadline of this project, late hours are likely.
Dear Employees,
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy,
Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of
age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE
(Retire Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for
the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced
Termination)
. Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW
programme (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED
once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems
appropriate.
Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for
Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early
Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED
or SCREWED any further by Management.
Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT
(Special High Intensity Training) as possible.
Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives to the
employees. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please
bring to the attention of your Supervisor. They have been trained to give
you all the SHIT you can handle.
Sincerely, The Management
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