My wife and I took our 4 weeks old daughter to the pediatrist the other day and came back with a new expression for pretty much everything we do.
What happened there is, that he looked at Lily and started moving his own head from side to side to see if she already follows him with her eyes. She did and then he said: “Ahh… gorillas in haze.”
Since then we are gorillas, Kirsten is the food-gorilla and I’m the changing-gorilla. Although it works well with anything: the dishes-gorilla, the work-gorilla, you get the picture.
I love it.